The editorial staff of Douglas and Main apologize in advance for the follwing picture. Two interns and a long time copy editor were fired as sacrifice to all those easily offended readers.

"Just flip the coin Ron."

John B. is to blame. I have never read the Harry Potter books but I understand them to be a cross-breeding of Scripture and Hemingway that will soon replace the Bhagavad-Gita in many faith-based cultures. Humor is no excuse for blasphemy.

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