First he goes after himself, but not too harshly, for being an American Idol fan.

Bush’s farewell speech? Not on his DVR.

Standing ovations for every performance? He’s not getting up unless it’s really, really good.

Then there’s the word-axe he takes to the inauguration celebration.

Douglas and Main subscribes to the Dave Knadler school of reality therapy. Plus, he makes us laugh at least once a post.

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