The dead will walk, but not dance, on Sunday after they rehearse on Saturday.

Marketing tip: A poster with the zombie wearing the “Mullet Removal Crew” t-shirt and holding a severed mullet-wearing head with the tag line, “Zombies aren’t all bad” would make an awesome teaser.

You’re welcome.

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